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No Thanks Needed Bribes Accepted DM

No Thanks Needed Bribes Accepted DM Shirt

You've rolled a 4. The DM lifts their eyes appraising you. A dice rolls behind a fortified screen. You know what they said was friendly and encouraging but you detect a hint of underlying motive, even if in passing. A barely-perceptible scowl creases their lips. If only they were wearing this shirt. If only you had gifted them this shirt.

Allow 1-2 weeks delivery for your get out of mummy rot free gift!

👕 SUPER soft and high quality for the perfect texture and comfort.

👕 Wrinkle resistant - does not pill or fray or fall apart or fade!

👕 Durable material and design print to survive machine washing!

(Purple Rush only available in Women's Cut)