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This Timeline is Cooked American Flag Thumbs Up T‑Shirt
$26.00
This Timeline is F*cking Cooked T-Shirt. Somewhere in the multiverse, Al Gore won and the Apprentice pilot was rejected. Food is still food. They can't even call it ice cream anymore ffs, it's 'frozen dairy dessert' because it doesn't melt. What do you mean all my emails are opted-in for AI now? I am so gd tired.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeve/neck details, DTG for main print) for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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